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Rachel: Attention fellow Glee clubbers! It’s time for my daily announcement to serve as a reminder to you all… *drum roll* Quinn and I are still in an extremely sexually and emotionally gratifying relationship!

Quinn: Oh, God.

Rachel: *smacks Finn behind her* Put that down! I bought those chocolates for Quinn!

Kurt: That was the 53rd consecutive announcement of your relationship since Quinn came out of the closet. How much longer are you going to annoy us like this?

Rachel: Until we graduate, most likely. I’ll have to amend this routine to daily phone calls to everyone once we’ve parted ways.

Mercedes: OH HELL TO THE NO!

Kurt: I’m changing my phone number.

Quinn: I’ll get her to stop! I promise.

Rachel: I have every right to be proud of my girlfriend! Who is my girlfriend girlfriend and not just my friend who is a girl.

Santana: Bitch, did you just steal my line?